Talks
Mostly about bugs that outlive everyone's attention span.
bugbash-20262026-04
How long Linux kernel bugs actually hide
Lightning talk. A correctness conference full of people building better ways to catch bugs; this was the measurement instead.
9 min · download mp4 · slides ↗
[un]prompted-20262026-03
Why most ML vulnerability detection fails
Before training anything I built nine ways to cheat. Bag-of-words reaches 0.825 AUC. At 512 tokens a transformer is reading your commit message, not your code.